…And Because I Can’t Control My Thoughts
Posted on September 17th, 2009 in daily mocha
“If an intruder breaks into my home right now, I’m so screwed! This is why I ask them to PLEASE replace the bathroom tissue when they use the last piece. Getting caught in my own home, with my pants around my ankles is not a good look.”
Lol! If an intruder came in my house they’d probably turn around and walk out because of the “zoo” smell….
LMAO! I think my intruder would be pissed at the fact the roll wasn’t replaced. I always have to walk to the linen closet to find a replacement roll….its scary.
Do all kids like playing with the napkin roll? It is never where it should be in my bathroom, and always on the floor.
Tissue roll I meant. Sheesh.
I wouldn’t get an intruder. cause they would know that I have no t.p. and that it’s best to pee outdoors.