Michael: “So and so” really looks good lately.

Me: I agree. She cut her hair and lost a few pounds. It bothers me when people call her ugly. Is anyone REALLY ugly? And is it REALLY their fault? To be honest – it’s the genes. Genetics. It’s not like you can exchange them at the Gene Exchange Store. “Hello, I’m here to exchange my ugly gene for a pretty gene.”

Michael: Hmm. Wow. Well your argument isn’t helping “The Cause” at all.