The Old Spice Marketing Team Deserves An Award

Stesha — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 21:27:09 +0000

So. I was browsing around on Perez Hilton – (It was for research *cough*) – when I saw the latest Old Spice commercial. I really think the Old Spice marketing team deserves an award.

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (Final Trailer-Official#2)

Stesha — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 21:32:35 +0000

At 12:05 AM (Friday) my local theater will EXPLODE with ECLIPSE MANIA. I won’t be there – BUT I will be rockin’ my “I Love Edward Cullen Tank Top.” Take That Team Jacob.

What My Mother Forgot To Tell Me

Stesha — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 05:00:12 +0000

My dear readers, we have a guest today:

Keyona of The New Norm. You can also follow Keyona on Twitter.

I grew up in an as-normal-as-it-gets type of household.

My mom and dad have always had one of those perfect relationships.

I couldn’t wait to grow up and get a husband just like my dad.

I just knew it would be like a fairytale. Birds singing and butterflies.

Breakfast in bed and weekends spent in bed. Late night walks with lots of hand holding.

Hahahahahaha. Wrong. My mother deceived me. Big time.

Husbands. They are not all our mom’s cracked them up to be.

Let’s take a look at what I’ve learned about husbands….at least mine.

-They NEVER grow up. You might as well count them when people ask how many kids you have.

-No matter what, they will always EXPECT you to cook. Even if they don’t say it. They expect it. Trust me on this.

-They believe wholeheartedly that SEX is a right. They are mistaken. It is a privilege that can be easily revoked. Remember this.

-When they were created, somehow God misplaced the “clean up after yourself” gene. Just let it go. No matter how much you train them, it won’t stick.

-You will always be the mean mom and they will always be the FUN parent. Get over it.

-If they are a)watching sports b)watching a sports show or c)playing a sports video game. Forget it. Forget what you may ask. Forget anything. Until one of the above is over they are mentally no longer with you.

-And most importantly. Never argue with them. They will always have an excuse or rebuttal. Your best bet is to out-think them. There will always be a chance for payback. i.e. laxatives in food, locking the sex vault, hiding the remote control, etc…..

Ladies. Educate your daughters. Do not make the mistake our mothers made before us. Tell Them The Truth.

Husbands are just practice for the real deal. Having children.

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The Old Spice Marketing Team Deserves An Award

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (Final Trailer-Official#2)

What My Mother Forgot To Tell Me