http://hotchocolatecaramelmocha.com Just another WordPress weblog Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:20:02 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en So, Mardi Gras is officially over, and I'm just posting this picture. I had no choice. BLAME THE BITE LIST. It won't allow me to blog. It's jealous, I tell ya. http://hotchocolatecaramelmocha.com/king-mardi-gras/ Okay, I need some help. Do y'all remember my Bite List? Of course my dear readers remember my Bite List.  THIS BLOG HAS BEEN CONSUMED BY MY BITE LIST! (I know y'all see the poll in the sidebar. GO VOTE FOR MY FIRST TASK!) I'm 90% sure that my Bite ... http://hotchocolatecaramelmocha.com/i-spell-love-with-the-color-purple-and-the-number-75/ I'm about to Karate Chop this blog, if I can't find a theme that makes me swoon...or pee my pants with joy, like this video might or might not have done: http://hotchocolatecaramelmocha.com/sunday-confession-some-serious-stuff/ Kyndle: I've decided to change my name. Me: Oh, really? What's your new name? Kyndle: Kyndle. Me: Um...isn't that your old name? Kyndle: No. My old name was Kyndle Alexis. I'm not Kyndle Alexis anymore. I'm just Kyndle. Me: Actually, the only time we call you Kyndle Alexis is when you misbehave. Kyndle: I know! That ... http://hotchocolatecaramelmocha.com/there-are-some-things-you-just-cant-change-but-this-isnt-one-of-them/ Here are some unedited iPhone photos, of the the reactions I got from the twins, when I told them it was their birthday. Said reactions could have also been induced by a dancing mother. But we will never know, will we? Eden: I just don't believe you. Let me think about this for ... http://hotchocolatecaramelmocha.com/birthday-reactions/ 78 is a very odd number for a list, but as the old saying goes...it's my list and I'll number it how I want to. Learn sign language. After I do #1 teach my family sign language. Finish college. I only have 3 semesters left. Learn to finger paint. Sleep in a tent inside our ... http://hotchocolatecaramelmocha.com/a-list-of-the-top-7-things-i-would-like-to-do-before-i-bite-the-dust/ I (my blog) was once featured in Good Housekeeping. OKAY! I wouldn't exactly say featured, because that implies the entire story was about me. (or does it?) I should say featured with...or maybe alongside. And it wasn't the magazine.  It was the website....fifteen minutes is fifteen minutes, people! http://hotchocolatecaramelmocha.com/sunday-confession-washed-up-bloggers-where-are-they-now/ ...get back back back on. Blame Maria. She introduced me to Old Spice. http://hotchocolatecaramelmocha.com/if-you-fall-off-a-horse/ Do you know what salt poured on an open wound feels like? Close your eyes and try imagining THE URINARY TRACT INFECTION FROM HELL! I repeat for those of you not listening. Close your eyes and try imagining THE URINARY TRACT INFECTION FROM HELL! Yesterday afternoon I spent a few hours ... http://hotchocolatecaramelmocha.com/this-is-the-post-where-i-get-up-close-and-personal-with-you-my-dear-readers/ Me: I wish I had time to take a shower. Michael: I wish you had time too. Me: Maybe, I'll shower after you shower. Michael: ...maybe. Me: It would be nice if someone could watch the kids while I showered. Michael: That would be nice. Me: *sigh* Michael: I think I'm going to bed after I shower....watch ... http://hotchocolatecaramelmocha.com/better-luck-next-time/