Today, I was sitting and thinking about the next phase of my life, and what will it bring. Do you do this? Ever wonder what’s next? It’s not that you’re unhappy about what came before, you just want to make each moment after greater. At least that’s my thoughts.

I took a glance back at my Happiness List and realized there’s not a single thing crossed off. Time is ticking. I came to the realization that I shouldn’t wait until the onset of menopause to get my second wind.
Got Menopause?

So then I made another list: “Things To Do Before I Start Having Menopause Symptoms” thinking this would give me the needed motivation (and laughter) to complete at least one task on my Happiness List. It didn’t. The idea was awesome – inside my brain.

So then I thought: maybe I’m a list addict. A person addicted to making lists, but never completes a single task on the list. It sounded plausible. Now all I needed to do was make a list of my symptoms and run them by The Google to be sure.

So then I started to make a list of my list addiction symptoms. I even titled it: “List Addiction Symptoms.” I know what you’re thinking. Awesome list title! Why, thank you very much! As I’m making a list of my symptoms, I realize that I’m doing “it” again. I’m making another list. When will the madness end.

So then I decided I must get a second opinion to all this list business. I write out a text to my husband detailing my problem, how it started, and what I’d like the final result to be. Send. Two minutes later I receive a response. “I think you should write out a LIST detailing your reasons for not completing prior LISTS.

Why, I married a genius!

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