Predictable

Posted on June 3rd, 2010 in daily marriage

Michael: The gravy is on the stove cooking – and the bread is in the oven. In 5 minutes turn them both off. I have to go down to the store.

Me: Okay.

Michael: Okay?

Me: I. Will. Do. It.

Michael: Don’t let the food burn.

Me: Why do you doubt me so?

Michael: Okay. I’m going to trust you with this.

20 plus minutes later I receive a text

Michael: Did you burn the bread?

Me: Yes.

Michael: And the gravy….

Me: Yes.

Michael: Do you want pizza?

Me: Yes. Do you want me to order it?

Michael: Nah. I ordered it on the way out.

12 Responses to “Predictable”

  1. The phrase “oh ye of little faith” comes to mind. Or perhaps the phrase “always be prepared.” I’m not sure which.

    This sounds like something my boyfriend would do.

    The one question pops up: if he knew you would burn the food, why didn’t he ask you to go to the store while he tended to the kitchen?

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  2. LOL!! I always ask my husband to do these things for me when I have to run to the store but leave it to me to always, and I mean ALWAYS burn the bread. Not sure how I manage it but I do. Pathetic! lol
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  3. LMAO! At least he knows you, and to me that is a good thing.
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  4. @ The Raisin Girl:
    Because he’s cool like that:)

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  5. gotta give it to him. he knows you so well. :-)
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  6. : ) I use timers when I cook these days….otherwise I will walk away and forget about it!
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  7. @ Kelly, The Glass Dragonfly:
    Ah! A timer would save me plenty of money on buying new pots and pans. I’ve burned a few.

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  8. ROFLOL – at least he knows and loves you for who you are :)
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  9. Too funny. You got a good pizza buying man there! You two are so cute.
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  10. ROFL! That’s too funny. Cute. …
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  11. LMAO!!!! That is so awesome! Sounds like me and my husband. Funny stuff!
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  12. Haha! Well… I personally have a timer now only if I could remember to set it…
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