Thanks To Awesome Advertising I Now Want A Swagger Wagon
I hate minivans. I don’t hate moms or dads who drive minivans. I just hate minivans. I’ve always said there “would be no way in hell I’m driving a minivan!” No. Way. No. How.
Who cares if they’re roomier? Who cares if I can pack around way more stuff in them? I don’t want comfort. I have my cool mom rep to protect. And dammit, I can’t protect it driving around in a minivan. Silly, right? Especially, for a mother of 7 children…and 1 husband…and 2…okay 3 dogs, if you count my brother’s dog that’s been here for months….and 6 bikes…and a portable grill…okay, you get the picture.
Well.
You have to be careful of the words that you spew into the ever listening universe. Because sometimes, my dear readers, they come back with vengeance, and bite you in the badonkadonk. And since I have a big badonkadonk, there was a lot of biting going on.
I want a minivan. All because of this rap video. I want to be a minivan drivin’ rappin’ mama, too! And my husband’s response to this: “if your friends jump off a bridge, are you going to follow?”
Lesson learned, dear husband.
But.
Um…how far is the jump? I think I can handle a 2-3 feet jump. People jump off of rooftops all the time and live. I’m just stating a fact.
Ok, I love the commericals for this Swagger family but this video takes the cake. Steesha, I drove a mini-van for 14 years and quite frankly I couldn’t imagine life without it. The space, the lugging of everyone’s stuff, carpooling kids to games, etc. I just, just, finally gave up the mini van look and went to a truck. Good Lord, who knew I would go bigger than a mini-van. Get the mini-van girl, you won’t regret it.
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Oh my goodness, that is sooo funny! I’m lol over here. I can see why you want that minivan now. Get your swagger on.
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I love this whole ad campaign. You can see more of them on Youtube. And yes, I love my dorky Toyota minivan and now I’m a little bit prouder to be driving it. I never knew I was so cool.
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I LOVE that video. Does make having a mini van seem cool, doesn’t it?
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I LOVE this commercial!! I want a Swagger Wagon too lol
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Love it!! *Swagger wagon is now stuck in my head!!*
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That was awesome! I want one now, too!
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I am loving that video!!! But it’s not making me want a Swagger Wagon. Maybe because I’ve had a minivan, and for the past 7 years, I’ve had a big van. Yeah it’s a momobile, and I was totally against it, but we have 5 kids. And those kids have friends that ALWAYS want to be with us, and my kids are very active. So, we’re ALWAYS rolling out for one thing or other.
Now I want a sport utility, or a cute car. Something SEXY!
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