The Tweaker
So for the last few day I’ve been in a semi-slump. Not really sad. And not really happy. To tell you the truth I wish my hormones would just pick a side. Sad or Happy. It’s really not that hard. Anyway, I was discussing this dilemma with Michael the other night…and here’s his take on it.
Me: I’m sad and happy.
Michael: Are you sad happy? Or happy sad?
Me: I think it’s more like sad happy happy sad sad.
Michael: So the sad dominates the happy?
Me: I think so. The sad is the winner here.
Michael: I have a solution.
Me: I knew you would. That’s why I married you. You’re the “tweaker.” You solve all problems. So. What’s the solution?
Michael: You should take a bath. Studies show that when a person has build up deposits of dirt on their body, it can affect their mood.
Me: So dirt is the real culprit here.
Michael: Of course.
I had no idea how much blame could be attached to dirt. Thank you, Tweaker!
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Ahhhh, yes, I know that mood. Didn’t realise it was the grime build-up tho. I’m off to shower. Hope it helps – thanks for the headsup!
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That actually sounds like a cornball comment that could come outta MY hubby’s mouth. The other day I shared with him I hadn’t slept well and was exhausted. His reply? “well no one ever died from lack of sleep”…WTF?
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Bwahaha!
Winks & Smiles,
Wifey
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